"S/He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag."
Well, if s/he was indeed small enouhg to fit into the paper bag, it might prove difficult to fight her/his way out.
"S/He got up on the wrong side of the bed!"
What if your bed is in the corner? Do you then have a "wrong" side?
"Got my mojo working!"
I have looked every where I can think of and can not find a mojo mechanic. I find deisel mechanics, small engine mechanics, but alas no mojo mechanics anywhere! So where does one get their mojo working?
"Kick the bucket!"
Just make sure it is not the one you are mixing plaster in. OUCH!
"Nothing is certain but death and taxes."
I am just not sure about this one!?
"Put on your thinking cap."
I am going to go out and buy one of these. Mine all advertise beer or college teams. Hmm, maybe there is a connection?
"Put your best foot forward."
This would have to be my left foot? I think. My right foot is little weird looking. But, it would depend on what shoes I am wearing.
"Pulls out all the stops."
Now do you not know that this is just a bad idea! I mean think about how dangerous that could be!
"Skin of your teeth."
If you have skin on your teeth seek immediate dental assistance... and buy a damn tooth brush already!
"Strike a deal."
Just between you and I they don't burn as well as matches.
"Well Heeled"
Again, depends on what shoes I am wearing.
"You can't take it with you.!"
Then you need a bigger trailer.
"Your name is mud."
Nice to meet you, mud! My name is Dav!
and finally...
"Zero Tolerance"
What happened to one tolerance?
Just all a little to random for me!?
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